Do you know what "Dodos" are? They are actually extinct birds that are depicted as dumb animals. And just like some humans, there are actually a few who can be called "Dodos". These are insecure people who are so dumb to realize their own stupidity because they are too busy finding faults at others. Most likely the same kind of dumb but "dumber" .
Just imagine walking down the hallway and some idiot eyed you meticulously and you wonder who the person was or if you ever wronged him/her? A shocking display of attitude you might say but let me tell you this-- blame it on the "Human Dodos".
Just like a pokemon, there is always some kind of evolution going on. Their motto in life, "Be polite in the front and then backstab everyone at the back!" I've known some but I'm not going to name names.
However, to those good sensible people who aren't aware of the so called "human Dodos", here's a list of traits for starters:
1. Being 100% plastic is the Key!
One annoying trait of this insecure bird-brain is the ability to become a 'hard-cold-living-PLASTIC'! No filter needed. Just imagine having a wonderful friend for a second and a backstabbing foe at the same time. Lovely isn't it?
2. Denial King and Queens!
'Deny the obvious and blame it on others!' says the bird-brain. I simply cannot fathom the extent of brain damage they are experiencing when they start to deny, blame and play the victim. Who in the right mind would actually do that? I mean it's crazy!
Beware folks, I tell you--beware! If you know someone who is displaying this type of characteristic, start running! Best actors and actresses are on the way!
3. Dumb and dumber!
Due to their sensitive insecure-self, human Dodos display stupidity by mumbling, gossiping and slandering. They just couldn't stop because it's basically imprinted in their DNA. If someone you know starts acting weird, don't be too surprised. A human dodo probably said false degrading information about you.
4. Fault Finder
If there is something called 'Path finder", there's also a so-called' 'FAULT finder' . And here's the tricky part, they are silent spies lurking around within school or office premises. They often encourage certain beliefs only to find out you're one step away from termination or expulsion. They can be quite creative too so don't be too trusting especially if that person is showing signs and symptoms of Insecure-pretentious bird habit.
5. Happy to RUIN anybody!
What do insecure, heartless and mindless people do? They are actually thrilled hurting anyone who outshines them!
6. Me, Myself and I
Let's give a big hand of applause to those dumb human dodos who think they are the head of, butt of and center of the universe. They super love the attention and the compliments. Just don't tell them negative remarks or they'll go into savage mode.
7. Who's that pokemon?
You know pokemons from the anime? Well, this is different. Let me introduce you to the new set of pokemons "Human Dodo/Dodomons" version.
"Lolimon"- dodomons in their 40's & above who clearly hasn't matured despite adulthood. Still seeks attention, pretentious and well-- immature. Brain level stuck in infancy level.
"Balba-Char"- dodomons who think so highly of him/herself. Demands grandiose RESPECT despite being very disrespectful.
"Virumons"- dodomons who have a very high toxic fumes of insecurity. Their goal is to ruin anyone by slander. They are a great spy. Beware - very contagious!
"Pikamon"- dodomons who do not have real friends because of being too plastic. Their specialty is the "backstabbing attack". Very deadly!
"Pidioto" - dodomons that are very enthusiastic gossip monkeys. They are neutral backbiters. They do biddings to anyone but they never choose a side. No loyalty whatsoever!
Let's name just a few for now. If you are familiar with the POKEMON-GO app, there's actually something called "DODOMON-GO" app too. You can download it anytime. Just go to brain store and type "fakery finder". Then click "I'm ready" to full access.
What are you waiting for? Let's catch 'em all!!!
8. Now you see me, Now you don't!
A typical magicians I would say. Full of lies and dirty secrets. They love, love, love to see the faults of others but they fail, fail, fail to see their own!
What Dodomons say:
"See these bag of tricks? Tadaa!!"
Actual meaning:
"Heard those overly exaggerated negative comments I've made up about you just for everyone to know? I'm stupid!!!"
There you have it guys! I hope you learned so much about the "Human Dodos" A.K.A "Dodomons". I know these tips can be very controversial and annoying to some but hey! What more can I say? I'm an open-minded person.
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Nonetheless, if you feel like the shoe fits and your heart almost skip a beat because of anger. I understand. Kindly, hit the thumbs down or angry face emoji to show your disgust. Negative comments are A-Okay! It is always exciting to see "Dodomons" do another dumb thing. Lol 😂
So, who's your favourite 'Dodomon'?
P.S.
The extinct Dodo Birds and the "Human Dodos" are actually not in the same level. Because "Human Dodos" are way too aggressive and dumb compared to the actual bird.
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June 23, 2019
